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| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 20:50:11 Brianne writes: I have two questions: first, is it wrong to want the al-qaeda to fly a plane into the acc right now because there is a sold out nickelback concert on right now? Because seriously, chad krueger and all his twelveteen fans ought to suffer and die. I HATE NICKELBACK!!! Second: what do you do when you work with an incompetent employee who is coined to be the next Assisstant Manager but whom you know is completely useless and you wish was at above nickelback concert when the plane hits? Seriously, she is a very nice girl but has her head up her ass all friggin day. I did a whole helluva lotta work today in the interest of actually being done on time for once - I had to skip my lunch break to do so - and she did less than half the work I did and she knows I have a riding lesson tonight and thusly should probably do just about my fair share instead of hers too. And I wouldn't do her share if I didn't have to but, but we would be there all freaking night if I made her do hers instead. How can she possibly become assisstant manager when she's so damn useless?! GUH! |
| Thursday, December 22, 2005 15:14:55 Brianne writes: I'm uploading pictures to my free Black's online photo album. Pretty awesome. Then I am going to edit them and get them printed at our local Black's (in the wonderful Stone Road Mall) and pick them up this afternoon. How awesome. I love free things. Sadly, the prints themselves are $0.39 each instead of free. Oh well, I can live with that! In other news, my sugar cookies suck! They taste pretty good but are REALLY REALLY crunchy. :(
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| Sunday, October 02, 2005 22:18:46 Brianne writes: Okay, so we went to pick up a book for one of the courses that I am taking which wasn't available when I bought all my other books at the beginning of the semester. Cricket, on realizing that we were leaving the house, decides she wants to come too, as she does on almost every occassion at which we put on shoes. So, fine, she comes in the car, and we leave her in there because she can't come into the bookstore. f course we crack windows and everything. We come back to a note that say "It is far too hot outside to leave a dog locked up in the car all day. There are alternatives, ie tying it up under a tree." Yeah, cause that's more responsible. First off, I would like to point out that she was locked in the car approximately 10 minutes. Second, she's waaay too friendly to leave tied under a tree, third, if she wasn't friendly, we could wind up with a lawsuit on our hands if we decided to tie her up and she decided to bite a passerby. Obviously I don't condone leaving your dog in the car for long periods of time, especially in the heat, but c'mon now people, not all dog owners are irresponsible. Thank you for your concern, but sheesh, if we were going to be there all day, she just plain wouldn't have some with us. We're not dolts. |
| Sunday, May 08, 2005 22:08:05 Brianne writes: "Sadly, they [WW2 veterans] are dying at a faster rate now than they did during the war." Really - that's sad?! Coulda fooled me. So, in other words, many more should have died in pain during the war, not knowing what the outcome of their efforts would be, than 60 years after the fact, knowing that the good guys won and they lived on to tell the tale? Mm. That's an interesting perspective. If you're a fucked up moron. |
| Sunday, April 03, 2005 16:25:45 Blueeyes in Newmarket writes: What's with guys and boobs. I mean you have them too! New guy at work (WHO IS 27 YEARS OLD!!) has been caught by myself and 3 other co-workers taking a long hard look at our.. better endowments. A little ridiculous I think. Maybe I'll get a shirt made that says: "Hey buddy! My face is about 6 inches North!" |
| Monday, January 24, 2005 12:53:07 Blueeyes in Newmarket writes: What is it with some guys? I mean do some of you really think that this will get you laid? Creepy Latino guy at Finch St.: Hey baby, you lookin' good tonight! Ailise - no response Creepy Latino: You wanna come out for a drink with me? We can go back to my place, don't worry I'll take care of you. Ailise - no respose (I did turn my head, gave him the up and down and then shook my head at him) Creepy Latino: so what do you say baby? Ailise - FUCK OFF buddy. Creepy Latino: Oh yeah, nice manners there baby. Ailise - just laughing at him. I mean HONESTLY... what did he expect. Oh yeah sure thing, I was hoping that I could get picked up by a creepy guy, go back to his place, get knocked up and get an STD. Yup. On my top 10 list!! Moron.
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| Monday, January 03, 2005 10:19:57 Brianne writes: Cat for adoption. I knowwhat you're thinking, and no, it's not Goober. My grandma has an 11 or 12 year old cat that she's no longer capable of looking after and we're looking for a new home for him. He's a neutered and declawed, long haired silver tabby. He's good with dogs and older kids, we don't know what he's like with other cats, and due to his rather 'playful' nature probably isn't appropriate for younger kids. He'd be good in a home with an older couple or single person that wants something to keep them busy - an he will! So if anyone knows anyone who wants a cat, let me know. For some reason I just seem to have too many already. ;) |
| Wednesday, December 15, 2004 13:23:10 Brianne writes: I was just hanging up (finally) some clothes that were in boxes in the bedroom up to 4 days ago, and on the floor from then till now. I have some clothes from back when I was *skinny* and let me tell you, sizes have changed. I have a skirt from probably 5 years ago that is a size 11. Compared to a size 11 skirt I have now, it's about an inch smaller. Maybe that's not a huge difference. After all, Marilyn Monroe has long been hailed as the poster girl for the *curvy* women out there. She was a size 14. However, what was a size 14 then is a size EIGHT now. Yup, EIGHT. Of course, converting a number to a 'size' leaves room for playing around a bit - a size eight should be a 28" waist, a size 10 a 30" waist - but this is not the case now. But if you get clothes that still use the number system ie 30", you'd think it would remain the same - after all, you can't toy with a real measurement. Oh, but you can! I found a pair of jeans that are a 30 - the size I wear now. There was NO WAY my ass was fitting in those babies. Actually, my ass fit fine, but they were about 1" away from doing up. Geesh. Obviously one cannot use their size as a gauge for how thin they are / aren't. The clothing manufacturers are fucking everything up. It's very nice that they want to make people feel good about themselves by having them wear clothes that have a smaller published size than they are. I mean, who doesn't want to say they wear a size 8? But that is really doing everyone a great disservice. In an age where everyone is obsessed with their health, but tend to be only really obssessed with the cosmetic side, I guess it makes sense. People want to be fooled instead of wanting to do the work it takes to be healthy, and if they can fool themselves into thinking that because they now fit into a size 8 things are okay, maybe the clothing industry has a right to take advantage. After all, a fool and his money are soon parted. Better go continue putting this stuff away. I have two exams to study for! |
| Tuesday, November 30, 2004 08:46:06 Blueeyes writes: I have just realized why, back in University I always heard about the whole "guys when a girl says no, she means it." It seems that teenage boys have a habit of bugging the SHIT out of your when they are bored. As is there seems to be a poking epidemic on Pickering Colleges hands at the moment. Not only with myself but the other 3 faculty in the guys residence. It's getting to be ridiculous and "STOP IT" or "DON'T" can be heard echoing the halls becuase the younger kids are pissing the hell out of the older kids and the faculty. I am going to have to start electrotherapy on some of the really bad cases... it's just not getting through. STOP FRIGGEN POKING ME!! GO AWAY AND BUG THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE! but I love them... the dumbasses. :) |
| Saturday, November 20, 2004 08:10:20 stooey writes: Here's an article I just sent to my school paper. The headline is "The war in Iraq is going swimmingly!" George W. Bush was fortunate enough to be in the National Guard during the Vietnam War. Kerry could have joined Bush at the National Guard party, but instead volunteered to set foot on Vietnam soil. But Bush is a MUCH better war-time candidate for president, and I’m so excited that he won. He’s going to keep that war in Iraq going the swimmingly way it is for the next four years! Forget about the U.S. budget deficit hitting a record $412 billion this past fiscal year, and the Congressional Budget Office projecting $2.3 trillion in accumulated deficits over the next decade. That’s a useless fact when you consider that since seizing control of Iraq, Haliburton’s oil revenue has gone up 91 percent! John Kerry was more than likely going to shoo Haliburton away from Iraqi oil. But why would you do that Mr. Kerry!? Oil prices are so low right now! If Kerry were President he would be willing to sit down with European countries and share the spoils in return for troops. France had a good relationship with Iraq during the Saddam Hussein era because they got a sweet oil deal. Maybe Kerry could have convinced a sworn enemy to lend a helping hand. Maybe countries like Germany and Spain would have allied up with the American coalition. But America doesn’t need Europe’s help! It doesn’t matter that Hungary is taking their soldiers out of Iraq in March. The war is going just fine. The U.S. has plenty of soldiers to produce a peaceful and democratic Iraq. Soldiers are spending year-long terms, when they’re only supposed to be in Iraq six months at a time. Will there really be enough troops to keep America’s army all-volunteer? Of course there will! Bush said so himself: “We will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet this week --- We WILL have an all volunteer army!” Freudian slips are overrated! Rick Howell, a 47-year-old retired helicopter test pilot had to leave home to go to Iraq 27 days before his wife was due to give birth to their first child. He hadn’t flown a helicopter in seven years. Howell was one of up to 6,500 in the Individual Ready Reserve, who can taken out of retirement and thrown into Iraq. He doesn’t sound like someone who volunteered. But let’s face it folks, all of these facts are all silly and trivial. There will never be a draft...right? |