Posted By Ian on Aug 28, 2003 | 0 comments

     I thought I’d heard it all, but now I’m getting email messages telling me to get “plumpier” lips. People must be so insecure about themselves. I can’t wait until I start getting reduction spam.

     Don’t wait! Reduce the size of your ears and eye lids today! Our special lidectimy and orectimy doctors are ready to take the unique perfection out of the only two things you haven’t messed with on your body!”