The infocentre is closed!? I drove out to the gym at lunch and on my way down the 401 just before Winston Churchill the service centre signs have had all of the logos ripped off and there’s a CLOSED through the middle of the sign. FERMÉ en français. Whoa! I just found out you can leave number lock on on this laptop and still type. You have to press Fn for the number keys to work. Nice job Dell! Now, if only my 5 key would...

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You can work here, just don’t have a bladder on the second floor. You may remember, three years ago a sign got posted in the second floor mens washroom at the office prohibiting dumpage to to toxic fumes. Now, due to noise violations, unless you can pee without making a sound, you can’t do that upstairs either. Maybe we should just bulldoze the washroom instead of posting warning signs. Or, better idea; issue company head...

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It’s fairly difficult to ride backwards on a unicycle. I think it might be a guy thing though. I also can’t go backwards on the epileptical machine, like many women at the gym do. I just don’t operate well in reverse. I can drive a car backwards very well, so it’s not a directional thing, it’s a motor skills issue. Practice, practice, practice!

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     I think it’s almost time to break my iPod, they unleashed the new 80GB iPod this week along with a new 8GB nano. Also, now the new nanos have colours have gone back to that rounded iPod-mini style instead of looking like shrunken iPod videos.      Good ol’ extended warranty. I wonder what the best way to “brick” an iPod is… With the 80GB, I’d be able to put all of my music on the player again,...

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     So there’s this coup going on in Thailand. Apparently the prime minister is in the process of being overthrown. I Googled Thai Coup because it sounded like Haiku, apparently this isn’t a new thing for Thailand. 1932, 1971, 1991, all years where there was a coup in Thailand. History is way more interesting when it’s relevant, and there’s Google.      Updated the myth box this evening. I’ve been having...

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