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War in Iran      Alibabba and Timmy have finally tossed off their gloves and started to fight. That’s right, the conflict which stems from decades of teasing and a petty theft has branched into full out war. As you all know, Alibabba is the owner of a large chain of electronics stores in Iran. By large chain, I mean one. Timmy is an American who has been trapped in Iran for close to 70 months because he was caught licking a lamp...

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     Why is America always wrong? They voted Charles Grigsby out of American Idol. That Cory wiener should have been soooo gone. What crapness. Everyone was crying because he got voted off the island, that must mean that he was a good guy. I dislike America’s taste in music. Bah!

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     What a night! St. Patrick’s Day at an Irish pub is a pretty good deal. Minus the line-up outside. Although I can no longer drink Smirnoff Ice. I’ve decided, that that’s it. I now get this smell in nose that only happens when I’m drinking it. It’s yucky. Until the north american release of Smirnoff Black Ice, I’m not going to touch the stuff anymore. Here’s hoping that they release a new,...

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     Murphy strikes again! A while back the lovely garbage can that I got blew away and got buried in snow. Now that we have a puppy to produce waste, having a garbage can to toss it in would be really convenient. So I went out and dropped another $16 + tax on a garbage can. Today, now that there’s been some thawing going on, it appeared! At the bottom of the hill around the corner it was lying there, perfect condition, the lid...

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