Posted By Ian on Jun 24, 2002 | 0 comments

     I just got this email from someone at work (who will remain nameless):

Subject: DO NOT Open Farmgirl Email

Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 09:26:29 -0400

Received an unusual email this morning. FarmGirl is a porn site – delete without opening.

     I guess she hasn’t been surfing the web at work, otherwise she would already know this kind of thing.

     Sneakers is trying to break into the container of dried apricots. She really likes those things. Unfortunately, she can’t eat them unless we cut them up for her. Too chewy and too big.

     We won the lottery! That’s right, we’re now a whole $155.90 richer. I think I’m going to spend my share on a boat, maybe a sea doo. I’ll settle for a new car though. I hear HotWheels is carrying the new Thunderbird.