Posted By Ian on Nov 12, 2003 | 0 comments

     Dear you!

     You are receiving this email because you’re on the internet and we feel that that gives us the right to send you miscellaneous ads about absolutely nothing of use to anyone! So if you want to unsubscribe from this mailing, don’t even bother, because we’re only going to use that information to validate your email address and cound you in for everything else that we’re ever going to send out from now until the end of time. Your only salvation will be to change your email address, but that will only help you for about 1 week because we’ll find that one too whether you like it or not.

     Signed: Every Frickin’ Annoying Spammer in the World