Posted By Ian on Sep 28, 2006 | 0 comments

You can work here, just don’t have a bladder on the second floor.

You may remember, three years ago a sign got posted in the second floor mens washroom at the office prohibiting dumpage to to toxic fumes.

Now, due to noise violations, unless you can pee without making a sound, you can’t do that upstairs either.

Maybe we should just bulldoze the washroom instead of posting warning signs. Or, better idea; issue company head phones and a clothes pin to those who have to work next to washrooms. How about we just tell everyone not to eat or drink all day so that they get grossly unhealthy, but they won’t have to hear or smell co-workers bodily functions. I think I’m going to close down the women’s washroom on the second floor citing equal rights.