Monkeys are very interesting animals, yet
they go through such pain and torment due to humans. Just think about it for one second. We poke
and prod at them, then we throw them in the zoo. From there we laugh at them when they throw their
dung at eachother, or at their zookeepers. We do animal testing on them to make sure that if baby
Ted drinks a whole bottle of Mommy’s make-up remover, that he won’t die. Certain screwed up
individuals have actually had sex with them, incidentally causing an AIDS epedmic. My point is
simple, monkeys take a lot of crap (and throw a fair amount too). I think we need a save the
monkeys foundation, perhaps we should pool some cash together and hire a new animal activist to
protect the monkeys.
Now it’s at times like these that people ask me things like; “Where
the hell did that come from?” This time you’re lucky enough that I’ll let you in. I was listening
to the TV talk about anthrax this and anthrax that and I got to thinking, they probably at some
time tested anthrax on monkeys. Then I got to thinking, I bet monkeys are cool enough to be
immune to anthrax. Well enough is enough, save the Monkeys! Davey, Mikey, Peter and John,
all four of them.