News Flash! Sneaker’s just ate an elastic band. Then she threw it up. Quote of the day: My cat’s vomit smells like cat food.

     Going to spend our first night at Tom and Andreea’s new place. We have to be careful not to drink so much that we think we’re painting the wall, when in reality the carpet will be a nice eggshelled texture.

     Also, I missed the memo, but aparently it’s Drive Like an Alzheimer’s Patient Day today. It would have been nice if they told me these things before I hit the road.


Author: Ian

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