Rumor has it that Canada 3000 is going to be making a come back. It’s got lots of backers that want to put the low cost airline back in the skies. The president and CEO is being optimistic and saying that the airlines need the competition and the next three weeks will decide weather Canada 3000 is really permanently grounded. Air Canada set up it’s low cost flights on it’s new Tango service which will be given a run for it’s money if Canada 3000 flies again. Air travel is the lowest that it’s been in an extremely long time due to morons attempting to set their sneakers aflame and other ninnies flying into skyscrapers. Renaldo Horvera is quoted as saying; “I’m scared to fly back home these days because someone might hijack my plane and mostly because my mama is a scary, scary woman.”

Author: Ian

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