Yesterday on a bus in Mexico City a 40-inch dufflebag was discovered with a dis-membered corpse inside. Officials are speculating that whoever this person was, wanted to get off the bus but got sucked into a vortex which dis-assembled him and placed him in the bag. At this point this is still speculation, but Cheech Marin is trying to convince the Mexican authorities that this is really what...
The Grossology exhibit is in Singapore this day and has already attracted more then 70,000 visitors to learn about all of the incredibly disgusting things that your body does. The exhibit is designed to teach young people about farting, burping, pooping, and all of those bodily functions that make us all giggle. There are vomit and burp meters, and they delve into the aromatics of farting. The exhibit is...
Rumor has it that Canada 3000 is going to be making a come back. It’s got lots of backers that want to put the low cost airline back in the skies. The president and CEO is being optimistic and saying that the airlines need the competition and the next three weeks will decide weather Canada 3000 is really permanently grounded. Air Canada set up it’s low cost flights on it’s new Tango...
So I’m at this trade show here this week and I just heard a page over the PA system saying; “First Aid to booth 1432”. I thought nothing of it until later on I heard the ambulance sirens going off. This guy was like shopping for plants and he had a heart attack. It seems that we can’t get through Congress without someone getting hurt. Last year this lady from work’s legs just...
Here’s some news for you… Today is Elvis’ birthday. Also in today’s news the founder of Wendy’s Restaurants Dave Thomas passed away. He died due to the fact that too many of his employees couldn’t flip his customer’s burgers properly. They’ve always said that too much stress can kill a man. He was 69 and he is survived by Ronald and that chicken from Swiss...
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