Okay, how’s this for paranoid. They’ve adopted a new airline rule where there is to be no passenger movement for the last half hour of any flight arriving in Salt Lake. This rule is designed to halt people from setting off bombs or lighting their sneakers on fire during the last half hour of the flight. One man, 6’2″, 220lbs got up 25 minutes before landing, because he had to go to the can, despite the warnings of the crew of the plane. Then he stared down the stewardess before returning down the aisle to his seat where he gave his buddy a thumbs up, which caused the three air marshalls on board to take control of the plane. They made everyone put their hands on their heads and now this guy is looking at up to 20 years in prison for disturbing the crew.
I mean, yeah, maybe it’s prompted, but what the hell? 20 years for not wetting your pance.