I thought I’d heard it all, but now I’m getting email messages telling me to get “plumpier” lips. People must be so insecure about themselves. I can’t wait until I start getting reduction spam. Don’t wait! Reduce the size of your ears and eye lids today! Our special lidectimy and orectimy doctors are ready to take the unique perfection out...
I get crap in my email all the time, I mean just look at phuckhead.com but I don’t usually read the long winded stuff. This one’s pretty good though. It was in the Pittsburght Post-Gazette. You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music. He politely offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn’t...
LONDON (Reuters) – A British burglar who stumbled on a work of art that he mistook for a human head in a pickle jar was so spooked that he summoned the police to a house he had robbed. Conceptual artist Richard Morrison had made the head from bacon wrapped around a wire frame floating in a jar of formaldehyde. After the burglar phoned, police bashed down Morrison’s door to raid his house, near Liverpool in northern...
One problem that I had with my servers is that the main one that has to be on, didn’t turn itself back on. So I just enabled Wake-On-LAN because it seems that it doesn’t have an “On AC Power Loss” function like most computers these days do. I tested it, and BAM, no problem, literally it had power for 1 second, then booted back up. The problem I have now, is which network card do I...
WOW! What a weekend! Thursday was incredibly busy day as I was put on a mission to backup the entire office, so I did. I brought Cricket to work with me because we were leaving for our Random Act of Camping right after work. We got to Brianne’s office, picked her up and then the power went out. We figured that that was just a simple power outtage because the power’s gone out at her office...
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