Posted By Ian on Apr 7, 2004 | 0 comments

     If Red, the M&Ms mascot guy, tells the other guy (Yellow?) to take off his shell and Yellow says he doesn’t want to show his peanut in public, does that mean that Red doesn’t have any content? Is the chocolate equivalent to blood? Do they have a body temperature? Do they melt in their own hands? So much is wrong with those mascots.