Heard this great schoolyard song on South Park last night, so I had to look up the lyrics…

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, She cooked food in a wok,

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big

Cockadoodle doodle the rooster just won’t quit,

And I don’t want any breakfast, because it tastes like

Shitzu make good housepets, they’re cuddly and sweet,

Monkeys aren’t good to have, because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his

Balzak was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt,

Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him, but that’s because she’s a

Contaminated water can really make you sick,

Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your

Dictate what I’m saying, cause it will bring you luck,

And if you all don’t like it, I don’t give a flying f*ck.

Author: Ian

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