Four Days of the Week
You know, you people are obsessed. Friday is just another day of the week. It’s just like the hype over Christmas or New Years. Sure, you’re going to get silly, but it’s just another day of the week. If it were up to me, everyone would be excited about every day. No exceptions. I guess that’s not a really acceptable want because there are highs and lows and you wouldn’t know what a high was if there wasn’t a low. Days of the week just don’t mean too much to me though. If I’m going to get something done, I’ll just make time to do it, otherwise it won’t ever get done. So if I want to get to the gym, I’ll go at lunch because that’s the best time for me. It may mean I have to spend a little longer at the office, but overall, I’ll feel better because I went. There is one song about the days of the week that I like though…
|The Durex Hump Day Anthem|
Hump Day oh Hump Day you are what we seek
Right smack dab there in the middle of the week
Single or Married
at the game or Ballet
Durex offers us sex on this glorious… day.
Thursdays are nice and Fridays don’t suck
But Wednesday’s the day on which we should fuck!