Okay, looks like the upgrade is complete for now, go ahead, play around with stuff, change how many articles per page you get, if you want to be notified via email when the articles are posted here. Please note, all hotmail users will notice that my email usually lands in their bulk mail bin due to my last name being Service.      Yes the rumours are true, my brother is 17 today....

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     I swear to you, my car should be the bloody poster child for Drive Clean tests! Look at these numbers, you could practically inhale my exhaust for hours on end and not even get a headache. If you live in Mississauga and you want to pass your drive clean test, spend the $150.00 at The Pro Oil and Lube Shoppe on Erin Mills Parkway, south of the 403. Get a new fuel injector and a fuel system cleaning. Now...

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     Wierdest thing just happened, I was on my way to pick up Brianne for lunch when this BMW came from nowhere and side-swiped me. It was cool though, our cars sorta bounced off of each other and mis-aligned our mirrors. She was trying to drive around a truck an apparently the fastest route is through my car. We swapped information, but there’s not even a scratch on either car, and once I pushed my...

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     That bald dude at Canadian Tire is a jerk ass. Everything was going fine, I called, they told me; “No problem, you can have a DriveClean test in no time.” So I went to the Pro Oil and Lube Shoppe and got an oil change, and a fuel filter, and an air filter and a fuel system flush so that I can cleanly pass this thing. I get to Crappy Tire and the ass behind his counter tells me that...

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     This just in (from the desk of Grampa):      Sarah Eleanor Dawn Service arrived this afternoon, November 14, 2001 at 2:24 pm at Womens College Hospital, Toronto, weighing in at 7 lb., 7 oz. Mother and daughter are doing wonderfully. Father hasn’t come down yet so I don’t know his exact condition. Grandma Morse and Nana Service are relieved the wait is over and that...

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